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About Bill Maher
William
"Bill" Maher, Jr., (born January 20, 1956) is an American
comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He hosted the late-night
television talk show Politically Incorrect on Comedy Central and
ABC, and is currently the host of the weekly Real Time with Bill
Maher on HBO. He is known for his political satire, most of which
comes from a leftist and, to a lesser extent, libertarian point-of-view.
Early life and career
Maher was born in New York City and grew up in River Vale, New
Jersey. He graduated from Pascack Hills High School in Montvale,
New Jersey. Maher is the product of a "mixed" marriage
(Jewish mother, Roman Catholic father), and in his early stand-up
routine, he said that he would bring a lawyer to confession: "Forgive
me, Father, for I have sinned... I think you know Mr. Cohen..."
He received his Bachelor of Arts in English from Cornell University
in 1978.
Maher has a substantial career as a stand-up comedian
and still occasionally tours. He was host of the New York City
comedy club Catch a Rising Star in 1979. Thanks to Steve Allen,
he began appearing on Johnny Carson and David Letterman's shows
in 1982.
He has appeared in several films, usually in a comical
role. His feature film debut was in D.C. Cab (1983), and he has
also appeared in Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
(1988) and Pizza Man (1991). He has also appeared in a number
of guest roles on television shows, including Newhart, Murder,
She Wrote, Roseanne (as a boudoir photographer), and Married...
with Children.
Media
Talk show host
Maher is most notable as the former host of Politically Incorrect,
which aired on the Comedy Central television network and later
ABC. Maher is also currently the host of Real Time with Bill Maher
on HBO.
ABC decided not to renew Maher's contract for Politically
Incorrect in 2002 after he made a controversial on-air remark,
in which he, along with guest political commentator Dinesh D'Souza,
objected to president George W. Bush and others calling the September
11 terrorists cowardly:
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles
from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane
when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not
cowardly."
— Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect (2001)
During the era of the Vietnam War, the alleged cowardice of American
"carpet bombing" from high above a target was a common
theme among anti-war protestors. However, in the context of the
sensitive aftermath of the attacks, such a remark was deemed too
controversial for some financial supporters. Although some pundits,
including conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, supported Maher,
pointing out the distinction between physical and moral cowardice,
companies including FedEx and Sears Roebuck pulled their advertisements
from the show, costing the show more than it returned. The show
was subsequently cancelled on June 16, 2002. On June 22, 2002,
six days after the cancellation of Politically Incorrect, Maher
received the President's Award (for "championing free speech")
from the Los Angeles Press Club.
Another controversial reaction to Maher's comment
came from Ari Fleischer, who was the Press Secretary of the George
W. Bush administration at the time. Fleischer responded to a reporter's
question about Maher's comments by saying that people "need
to watch what they say." Many people believed Fleischer was
implying that freedom of speech might have to be limited in America
in response to the September 11 terrorist attacks.
Maher's comment about the cowardice of terrorists
followed another controversial comment he made on Politically
Incorrect earlier that year where he compared dogs to mentally
handicapped children:
"But I've often said that if I had —
I have two dogs — if I had two retarded children, I'd be
a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same thing.
What? They're sweet. They're loving. They're kind, but they don't
mentally advance at all ... Dogs are like retarded children."
— Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect (2001)
ABC was likely still dealing with the fallout from this statement
when it decided not to renew Maher's contract.
In 2003, Maher became the host of Real Time with
Bill Maher on the HBO cable television network, a debate show
somewhat similar to Politically Incorrect, but with a narrower
selection of guests. Maher told Terry Gross (on NPR's Fresh Air)
in 2004 that he enjoys having more serious and well-informed guests
on his current program, as opposed to the random celebrities that
fleshed out his roundtable discussions on Politically Incorrect.
Since May 2005 he's been a contributing blogger
at The Huffington Post.
On January 13, 2006 Maher hosted Larry King Live
on CNN.
Press coverage
In 1997, during filming of an episode of the game show Pictionary,
Erik Estrada accidentally punched Maher in the face in a moment
of exuberance, knocking him out cold briefly.
In November 2004 Maher was sued for 9 million dollars
by his ex-girlfriend, Nancy Johnson a.k.a. Coco Johnsen, for palimony.
Johnson claims that Maher did not fulfill promises made to her
and that he physically and verbally abused her. Maher publicly
refuted her allegations on Larry King Live on November 23, 2004.
His lawyer responded to the lawsuit with a claim that Maher is
a "confirmed bachelor" and never promised to marry or
support Johnsen and that California law doesn't allow for the
palimony suit brought by Ms. Johnsen. On May 2, 2005, a superior
court judge dismissed the lawsuit.
In late May 2005, Alabama Congressman Spencer Bachus
sent a letter to Time Warner's board of directors requesting Real
Time be cancelled due to remarks Maher made about low military
recruiting numbers on the May 13, 2005, episode which Bachus felt
were demeaning to the military and in bad taste. Maher's comment
was "More people joined the Michael Jackson fan club. We've
done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England fruit, and now we
need warm bodies." Maher responded by reiterating his support
for the troops and asking why the Congressman criticized him instead
of actually doing something about the problem.
Worldview
Political views
Maher describes himself as a libertarian and celebrates libertarian
figures such as Larry Elder and P.J. O'Rourke. He favors partial
privatization of social security, ending corporate welfare, and
legalizing drugs, gambling, prostitution, and pornography. He
supported Bob Dole in the 1996 U.S. presidential election, however
that was solely on the basis that Dole was a war hero. [1] He
has expressed disdain for many of the liberal positions regarding
hate crime, sexual harassment, etc. as being "things that
make women nod". However, Maher does support many Social
Democrat stances which are in direct opposition to libertarian
ideology and/or associated with liberalism, including government
regulation of corporations, foreign aid, public schooling, a ban
on homeschooling, campaign finance reform (which he has since
repudiated, saying "OK, we tried it, it didn't work"),
environmentalism, affirmative action, minimum wage laws, gun control,
income redistribution through higher taxation and government funding
for abortion. He supported Ralph Nader in the 2000 U.S. presidential
election.
Maher publicly supports PETA, a controversial "animal
rights" organization, and has expressed his distaste for
the pharmaceutical and healthcare industries in general, on the
grounds that they make their money out of curing people who are
made sick by consuming the unhealthy food that society urges upon
the public. On the August 11, 2005, episode of Larry King Live,
Bill Maher announced he is not a vegetarian but eats meat rarely.
He claimed he is still a board member of PETA and supports animal
rights.
Prior to the 2004 U.S. presidential election he
became very forthright in his opposition to the reelection of
George W. Bush and his support for John Kerry as the best candidate
to defeat Bush, rather than the candidate most in agreement with
Maher's views, going so far as to publicly kneel on his show,
with director Michael Moore, and beg Ralph Nader to drop out of
the race. As a result, he is generally considered a liberal. Maher
often says that the word "liberal" has been unfairly
demonized, and during the elections he criticized Kerry for being
ashamed of the word. Maher himself seems comfortable with being
called a liberal, though he is sometimes called a "libertine
socialist" by a few political commentators such as Jonah
Goldberg. Maher also supports the death penalty (though most liberals
don't) and abortion and euthanasia (though most conservatives
don't), often stating his position humorously as "I am pro-death".
In expanding on this statement, he reveals his concern that the
size of the human population has already led to significant damage
to the earth's ecology, so that he is in general in favor of anything
that would tend to reduce the size of said population.
He was originally opposed to the war in Iraq, but
has become less skeptical of it since the Iraqi election of 2005.
Maher has seemed sympathetic, even at times in defense, of the
Bush Administration's use of WMD as a justification for the war
noting that arguments based on its possible long-term transformational
effect on the region likely wouldn't have gotten the authorization
& support that it did. He continues to criticize the administration
for using bad intelligence leading up to the war, and for what
he perceives as mis-management of the war.
Maher responded to the claims that liberals are
"out of touch" with conservative morality and the idea
that this led to George W. Bush's re-election and the success
of the Republican Party in the 2004 general election by saying
"Stop saying that blue state people are out of touch with
the morals and values of the red states. I'm not out of touch
with them, I just don't share them."
Maher is also opposed to what he views as the backward
political culture of the American South: "There is a lot
that goes on in the South that I don't think is very progressive,
and I don't think that's denigrating the South to call them out
on that. And I think it's terrible that in this country you have
to...try to attract that sort of Southern--excuse me, very often
redneck way of thinking. John Kerry with his goose hunting outfit,
OK? I think hunting is stupid. I think Civil War reenactments
are stupid. If that's denigrating, I'm sorry. That's my opinion."
Also, he said, "I know this is about 140 years
late, but to the Southern states, I would say upon further consideration,
you can go."
Religious views ("Sanity by consensus")
Maher is opposed to organized religion. He has described religion
as a neurological disorder that spreads guilt and hatred among
people while offering nothing in return. In two separate appearances
on Real Time, atheist comedian George Carlin and Maher alleged
that organized religion is a cause of many of society's problems,
and that the practices of organized religion are mired with hypocrisy.
Maher credited Carlin's views as inspiration for him to speak
out against organized religion.
Maher has said many times that religion works under
the guise of morality, but that its tenets generally have nothing
to do with morality; that religious prohibitions are being confused
with moral law. In Maher's view, just because a religion prohibits
the consumption of pork or decries homosexuality, that does not
mean that consuming pork or being homosexual are immoral acts.
Instead, Maher argues that an immoral person is one who harms
others; an activity which harms another individual such as murder
or rape would be an immoral act. This is also a traditional libertarian
position.
Maher opposes religious monuments such as The Ten
Commandments being placed in or near court houses, saying that
this would violate the separation of church and state. He has
countered the assertion of conservative Christians who claim that
American law is based on the Ten Commandments by saying that of
the ten, only two (the prohibitions on murder and theft) apply
to American law. The other commandments, he argues, such as honoring
no god before the Judeo-Christian God, keeping the Sabbath holy,
or honoring thy mother and thy father, are not American laws at
all. In answer to the suggestion that a divine moral authority
is necessary, he suggests "Couldn't we just get together
and agree on the few basic [Commandments] that are laws? Like
'I won't slaughter you, and don't take my shit.'"
Maher has stated on several appearances of Larry
King Live that he does, indeed, believe in God, but that organized
religion is nothing more than tradition and superstition. He asserts
that organized religion provides answers to questions that "cannot
possibly be answered". Questions such as "Where do I
go when I die?" or "Is there a heaven?", he says,
are impossible to answer. By claiming to have the answers, Maher
argues, organized religion is dishonest and it "stops people
from thinking".
During Maher's appearance on Larry King Live on
August 11, 2005, he said he was an agnostic who nevertheless is
still quite open to the idea that God exists. The following exchange
also occurred on that program:
CALLER: "Hi. Well, my question is, the Lord
spoke to me approximately three years ago, and if the Lord spoke
to you [Maher], I was wondering if you'd become a believer."
MAHER: "No, I'd check into Bellevue, which
is what you should do..."
Maher then explained that certainty in one's religious
belief is absurd, using the example of Scientology: ..."You
[a Scientologist], like all religious people, have a neurological
disorder. And the only reason why people think it's sane is because
so many other people believe the same thing. It's sanity by consensus."
Credits
Bibliography
Does Anybody Have a Problem With That? Politically Incorrect's
Greatest Hits, 1996 (ISBN 0679456279)
Does Anybody Have a Problem with That? The Best of Politically
Incorrect, 1997 (ISBN 0345412818)
True Story : A Novel, 2002 (ISBN 0743242513)
When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden: What the Government
Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism, 2003
(ISBN 1893224902)
Keep the Statue of Liberty Closed: The New Rules, 2004 (ISBN 1932407472)
New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer, 2005 (ISBN 1594862958)
Filmography
The Aristocrats (2005) .... Himself
Tomcats (2001) (uncredited) .... Carlos
Bimbo Movie Bash (1997)
Don't Quit Your Day Job (1996) .... Comic's Table
Say What? (1992) .... Host
Pizza Man (1991) .... Elmo Bunn
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) ... (aka
Jungle Heat or Piranha Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death) ....
Jim
Out of Time (1988) .... Maxwell Taylor
House II: The Second Story (1987) .... John
Ratboy (1986) .... Party Guest
Club Med (1986) .... Rick
Rags to Riches (1986) (aka Foley and the Girls From St. Mags)
.... Freddie
D.C. Cab (1983) (aka Street Fleet) .... Bill
Television
I'm Swiss (2005) (HBO) .... Himself
Bill Maher: Victory Begins at Home (2003) (HBO) .... Himself
Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) (2003–Present) .... Host
Bill Maher: Be More Cynical (2000) (HBO) .... Himself
Politically Incorrect (Comedy Central and ABC) (1994–2002)
.... Host
Charlie Hoover (1991) .... Elliot
The Midnight Hour (1990) .... Host
Hard Knocks (1987)
Sara (1985) .... Marty Lang
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